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20 August 2014 @ 11:11pm
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
via  mindykhaling  (originally  shessoprettywhenshelies)
20 August 2014 @ 11:07pm

shidknee:

kingcheddarxvii:

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

Needed this tonight

Leavin this at the top of my blog so everyone possible can see this and be happy. What a guy

via  beatlesforsale  (originally  videohall)
20 August 2014 @ 11:05pm

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

20 August 2014 @ 11:05pm
Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check.
~ Pete Wentz (via boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)
via  thanks-pete  (originally  boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)
20 August 2014 @ 11:02pm

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

via  castiowl  (originally  bleu)
20 August 2014 @ 11:01pm

disastergeek:

kissed-by-the-fallen-angel:

thefandomfoundme:

cas-babe-the-fallen-angel:

yumbaconyum:

pestobutterfoot-fallen-angel:

themegalosaurus:

John Barrowman angling for a part in the 200th episode (x)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUMAN!IMPALA YAS

GOD YES

OH God

PLEASE! I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR IT

Barrowman as God would be the most awesome thing ever! All the inside jokes about immortality alone would be justification enough.

via  theofficialvincenzo  (originally  themegalosaurus)
20 August 2014 @ 11:00pm

hcward:

the actors of the mcu performing the ALS ice bucket challenge.

via  theofficialvincenzo  (originally  hcward)
20 August 2014 @ 11:00pm

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

via  seemeeimbeebee  (originally  pugsequalsdrugs)
20 August 2014 @ 10:51pm
via  castiowl  (originally  tastefullyoffensive)
20 August 2014 @ 10:51pm

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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via  alinatheninja  (originally  anselelgortsbf)
20 August 2014 @ 7:33pm

psychlowdown:

Dulé Hill takes the #IceBucketChallenge
         ”I nominate Jaleel White, Lamorne Morris, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, James Roday, Andrew Porteous, and Georgia Maher. That’s right - I’m talking to you @TexasArtChick! I’m doing this for the late Andrene Dipronio, always love to the Gabay family!”

Yay! Dulé did the challenge and nominated his Psych co-stars!

For more information on ALS and how to donate, check out ALSA.org

via  acciocolinmorgan  (originally  verbivore8642)
20 August 2014 @ 7:32pm

Sophie Turner and Pedro Pascal taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to help raise awareness for ALS.

via  onlylolgifs  (originally  rubyredwisp)
20 August 2014 @ 7:31pm
  • Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
  • Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
  • Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible
via  dangerousdare  (originally  thetachibabe)
20 August 2014 @ 7:31pm

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

via  shakethestump  (originally  deldeaux)
20 August 2014 @ 7:30pm

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

via  prycedlanetohigh  (originally  stoner-dad)